🧠 Product Description
For anyone who’s cute, cautious, and maybe a little anxious — this one’s for you. 💭🐹
Our “All of My Systems Are Nervous” T-shirt features an adorably frazzled guinea pig illustration paired with playful typography that perfectly sums up the mood. It’s the ultimate comfort tee for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who navigates life with a dash of nerves and a lot of heart.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and printed with crisp, long-lasting inks, this shirt blends humor, personality, and everyday comfort. Whether you’re wearing it at home, to therapy, or on a cozy coffee run, it’s guaranteed to make people smile (and maybe say, “same”).
✨ Why You’ll Love It
🐹 Relatable & Hilarious: “All of My Systems Are Nervous” — a mood in T-shirt form.
☁️ Super Soft: Made from premium ring-spun cotton that feels as good as your favorite blanket.
💬 Conversation Starter: Funny, cute, and instantly recognizable to anyone with a touch of social anxiety.
👕 Perfect Fit: Relaxed, unisex cut designed for comfort and easy everyday wear.
🌱 Ethically Made: Printed on sustainably sourced cotton using eco-friendly inks.
📏 Product Details
Material: 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton
Finish: Garment-dyed for a lived-in, cozy feel
Fit: Unisex and relaxed — flattering for all body types
Sizes: S–4XL
Colors: Choose from classic neutrals or soft pastels to match your vibe
Printing: High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) print for lasting color and detail
🧺 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not bleach or dry-clean
Iron on low heat if needed
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Perfect For
Animal lovers and guinea pig parents 🐹
People with anxiety or introverted humor 🧠
Mental health advocates and therapists 💬
Unique, relatable gift-givers 🎁
Cozy weekends, therapy days, or Netflix marathons ☕
Stay cozy and relatable with this funny “All of My Systems Are Nervous” guinea pig T-shirt — perfect for anxious souls, introverts, and animal lovers alike. 🐹💭
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
All of My Systems Are Nervous T-Shirt | Funny Guinea Pig Shirt |
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