He didn’t choose the piggy life—the piggy life chose him. 💦
If you’ve ever braved the splash zone, wrangled a soggy boar, and emerged victorious (and soaked), then you’ve earned this badge of honor. The Boar Bath: Team Captain tee celebrates every heroic guinea pig dad who tackles tub time with courage and towels.
With a bold vintage-style design and ultra-soft garment-dyed cotton, it’s perfect for wear on laundry day, cage-cleaning Saturday, or whenever you want to flex your cavy caretaker status. Gift it for Father’s Day, birthdays, or to yourself—you’ve earned it.
Product Features:
Available in sizes S to 4XL for every piggy pit crew leader
Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
100% ethically grown ring-spun US cotton
Durable double-needle stitching built to survive bath day
Relaxed fit and crew neckline
🧼 Suit up, grab the towel, and wear your piggy pride—order your Team Captain tee now!