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This garment-dyed tee brings gentle humor and cozy charm to anyone who loves small pets and slow afternoons. Soft, textured color and a relaxed, heavyweight feel make it a go-to for casual mornings, errands, or quiet cuddle time with a furry friend. The illustrated front shows two women sharing a laugh and a guinea pig, and the phrase (“Don’t ask me for life advice… you’ll end up with a new guinea pig”) lands like a wink—warm, slightly cheeky, and sincere. Wear it layered over leggings for trips to the pet store, or paired with jeans for neighborhood coffee dates and low-key gatherings where storytelling and snacks take center stage. The sewn-in label and durable double-needle stitching mean it looks lived-in and loved for seasons to come.


Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort

- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture

- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched for durability

- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; choice of 58 colors


Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat

- Do not dry clean




EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Don't Ask Me for Life Advice You'll End Up with a New Guinea Pig T-Shirt

$30.99 Regular Price
$24.79Sale Price
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