For Homes Guarded by Guinea Pigs (and Good Taste)
Put some serious salad standards on display with this cheeky ceramic ornament featuring a grumpy guinea pig and the bold decree: “No Lettuce, No Entry.” Equal parts hilarious and adorable, this piece is perfect for animal lovers with a sense of humor—and a deep appreciation for leafy greens.
Whether you hang it from a holiday tree, a doorknob, or right above your veggie drawer, this ornament adds a punch of personality to any space. It also makes a fabulous gift for guinea pig fans, plant-based pals, or anyone who appreciates a little sass in their decor.
Why You’ll Love It:
🥬 Hilarious & Heartwarming – Whimsical artwork that blends cuteness with veggie-fueled defiance
🧵 Ready to Hang – Comes with a gold-toned string to make decorating effortless
🎨 Matte Finish Magic – Soft texture enhances the hand-drawn, watercolor charm
💎 Durable Ceramic – High-quality material for long-lasting laughs
🎁 Gifting Gold – Perfect for holidays, birthdays, or housewarmings
✨ Hang it where guests enter… or try to. Just remind them: if they didn’t bring lettuce, they’d better keep walking. 🐹🚪
Care instructions
- Use a microfiber cloth to remove any dust or dirt buildup gently. Avoid harsh chemicals or cleaners. Instead, dampen a cotton wool swab in warm water (just a few drops per liter of water) and gently roll the swab over the ornament and refrain from scrubbing
Funny Guinea Pig Ceramic Ornament - “No Lettuce, No Entry”
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