Start your morning with a wink and a wheek. ☕🐹
This funny guinea pig coffee mug features two fluffy Peruvian guinea pigs trotting across a glossy ceramic surface, leaving behind a perfectly timed trail that just happens to look like coffee beans. The caption
“Brewed with the finest Peruvian coffee beans.”
pulls the joke together in a way only true guinea pig people will fully appreciate.
It’s cozy, clever, and just ridiculous enough to make mornings better.
Whether it’s sitting on a cluttered desk, next to your laptop, or cradled during a slow weekend morning, this mug delivers comfort, caffeine, and quiet humor in equal measure. It’s the kind of design that earns a second glance and a knowing smile.
Perfect for:
Guinea pig parents
Coffee lovers with a sense of humor
Coworkers who need a laugh before speaking
Anyone who believes mugs should spark joy, not just hold liquid
Why You’ll Love It
✔ A smart visual pun that’s cute, not loud
✔ Warm, detailed illustration with rich color
✔ Feels great in your hands
✔ Makes an excellent gift for guinea pig lovers
✔ Works for mornings, breaks, and late-night refills
Product Features
Microwave-safe for easy reheating
Dishwasher-safe for everyday use
Vibrant, crisp color printing
Durable glossy white ceramic finish
Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
Comfortable C-handle for daily sipping
Care Instructions
Dishwasher safe
Or hand wash with warm water and dish soap
Gift-Ready Idea
Looking for a unique guinea pig gift that isn’t another generic cartoon? This mug lands perfectly for birthdays, holidays, office gift swaps, or “I saw this and thought of you” moments.
👉 Pair it with a bag of coffee or wrap it with a bow for an easy, thoughtful gift.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Funny Guinea Pig Coffee Mug | “Brewed With the Finest Peruvian Coffee Beans”
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