The odds are low.
But never zero.
Every guinea pig owner knows the truth hiding behind those innocent eyes. Sure, they’re tiny. They’re fluffy. They make adorable little wheeking noises.
But have you ever been three minutes late with dinner?
This funny guinea pig T-shirt features an adorably innocent-looking piggy paired with the warning every cavy parent should probably take seriously:
“THE ODDS OF GETTING KILLED BY A GUINEA PIG ARE LOW BUT NEVER ZERO.”
It’s the perfect combination of cute guinea pig artwork and wonderfully ridiculous dark humor, making it a great conversation starter for guinea pig moms, dads, cavy enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that small animals can have enormous opinions.
Printed on a premium Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt, it has the substantial feel of heavyweight cotton combined with the soft, relaxed character of a favorite vintage tee.
PERFECT FOR
• Guinea pig moms and dads
• Guinea pig and cavy lovers
• Funny pet owners
• Fans of sarcastic and dark humor
• Guinea pig rescue supporters
• Birthday gifts for guinea pig lovers
• Christmas gifts for cavy owners
• Mother’s Day gifts for guinea pig moms
• Father’s Day gifts for guinea pig dads
• Anyone living under the rule of several extremely demanding potatoes
THE DESIGN
An innocent-looking guinea pig sits at the center of a bold, vintage-inspired typographic design.
The joke works precisely because the suspect looks completely harmless.
We make no guarantees.
PREMIUM COMFORT COLORS 1717
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
• Garment-dyed for softness and a lived-in appearance
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Pre-shrunk for more consistent sizing
• Double-needle stitching for durability
• Tubular construction with no side seams
• Available in sizes S–4XL
• Offered in a wide selection of garment-dyed colors
FIT & SIZING
Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit.
Order your usual size for a comfortable everyday fit. Size down for a more fitted look or size up for an oversized style.
Please consult the size chart before ordering.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron on low if necessary, avoiding direct contact with the printed design.
MADE JUST FOR YOU
Each shirt is made to order. Please allow approximately 2–7 business days for production before shipping.
At The Cavy Whisperer, we create gifts for people who understand the peculiar reality of sharing a home with guinea pigs: you technically own them, yet somehow you’re the one fetching snacks on command.
Purchases from our shop also help us continue supporting guinea pig rescues.
Remember:
The odds are low.

Keep the refrigerator stocked and they’ll probably stay that way.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean