I googled my symptoms.
Turns out I need more guinea pigs.
If you know, you know.
This guinea pig t-shirt delivers a perfectly timed laugh for anyone whose search history includes hay brands, cage layouts, and adoption listings “just to look.” The playful headline arcs over a warm, hand-drawn lineup of guinea pigs that feels like a private joke shared among people who truly get it.
Printed on a garment-dyed, heavyweight tee, this shirt feels soft and lived-in from day one. The relaxed fit layers easily under a flannel or stands on its own at casual meetups, vet runs, or late-night scrolling sessions when “just one more pig” feels medically necessary.
It’s cozy, self-aware, and openly affectionate — the kind of shirt that sparks smiles, nods, and immediate follow-up questions.
 

 
✨ Why You’ll Love It

• Funny, relatable guinea pig humor that lands instantly
• Hand-drawn guinea pig artwork with friendly, cozy energy
• Garment-dyed softness for a broken-in, vintage feel
• Heavyweight cotton that holds its shape wash after wash
• Relaxed unisex fit that feels like a favorite from the start
 

 
👕 Shirt Details

• Sizes: S–4XL (inclusive sizing)
• Fabric: 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd²
• Fit: Relaxed, unisex, pre-shrunk
• Finish: Garment-dyed for soft texture and muted color
• Construction: Tubular knit (no side seams), double-needle stitched seams
• Label: Sewn-in
• Made in: Honduras
 

 
🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron or steam on low heat
• Do not dry clean
 

 
🎁 Perfect For

• Guinea pig parents & multi-pig households
• Small-pet lovers with a sense of humor
• Rescue advocates and adoption enthusiasts
• Cozy weekends, casual errands, and cage-cleaning days
• Birthdays, holidays, or “this made me think of you” gifts
 

 
 


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean