Let your wardrobe do the wheeking with this unisex garment-dyed tee featuring the unapologetically cheeky phrase: “I like pig butts and I cannot lie.” Perfect for guinea pig lovers, pun fans, and anyone who takes their humor as seriously as their comfort.
With its relaxed fit and ultra-soft, garment-dyed cotton, this shirt is made for everyday wear—from lounging at home to turning heads at BBQs, farm visits, or cavy meetups. It’s equal parts cozy and hilarious.
🎁 A squeal-worthy gift for birthdays, animal lovers, or that one friend who’s always down for a laugh.
Product Features:
Unisex sizing from S to 4XL for an inclusive, comfy fit
Garment-dyed for a vintage-inspired, ultra-soft finish
Double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
Made from 100% high-quality US cotton
Available in 8 colors to match your mood—or your piggy’s behind
Funny. Fluffy. Unforgettable.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean