🐹☕ I Like Coffee, Guinea Pigs, and Maybe Three People T-Shirt


 
Funny Guinea Pig Shirt • Cute Introvert Tee • Comfort Colors® Cozy Coffee Lover Gift
 
If your perfect morning involves a warm mug, a wheeking piggy, and ignoring the rest of the world… this shirt gets you. ☕🐹✨
 
This adorably grumpy-cute guinea pig—bundled in a jacket, scarf, and coffee cup in hand—brings big introvert energy with the caption:
“I like coffee, guinea pigs, and maybe three people.”
 
Printed on a genuine Comfort Colors® tee, this shirt is soft, cozy, slightly oversized, and full of personality. Perfect for guinea-pig parents, caffeine enthusiasts, and those who love humor that’s a little too accurate.
 



 
🌟 Why You’ll Love It


 


🐹 Relatable & Hilarious – The perfect blend of guinea pig charm and introvert humor.


☕ Cozy Aesthetic – Soft tones, fall-layer vibes, and a warm latte mood.


👕 Comfort Colors® Quality – Garment-dyed, vintage feel, and instantly comfy.


🎨 Crisp, High-Resolution Print – Professional DTG printing keeps details bright and durable.


🥰 Conversation Starter – Expect compliments, giggles, and the occasional “same.”




 



 
📏 Product Details


 


Material: 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors® cotton


Fit: Relaxed, unisex, and lived-in soft


Fabric Weight: 6.1 oz (Comfort Colors® 1717)


Print Method: DTG with long-lasting, fade-resistant inks


Sizes Available: S–4XL


Color Options: Earthy, cozy, and neutral tones that complement the artwork perfectly




 



 
🧺 Care Instructions


 


Machine wash cold


Turn inside out for best longevity


Tumble dry low or air dry


Do not iron directly on the print




 



 
🎁 Perfect For


 


Guinea pig moms & dads 🐾


Caffeine addicts who also hoard pets


Introverts, office hermits & anxiety humor lovers


Cozy fall outfits and comfy weekend tees


Birthday, holiday & “just because” gifts




 



 
✨ Why This Design Works


 
This design feels like you on a Sunday morning: bundled up, caffeinated, avoiding humanity. Paired with the cutest illustrated guinea pig, it creates an irresistible blend of warmth, humor, and personality.
 



 
🛒 Wear It. Gift It. Laugh in It.


 
Whether you’re sipping your morning brew, chilling with your herd, or dodging social situations, this shirt is your new uniform.
 
Add to cart and let the world know your priorities: coffee, cavies… and maybe three people. ☕🐹💛
 






EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean