Soft, lived-in cotton and a touch of mischief — this garment-dyed tee wears like an old favorite from day one. The front art features three charming guinea pigs in detailed sketch style, framed by the cheeky hand-lettered line, “A wise woman once said ‘Fuck it I’m getting guinea pigs.’” It settles comfortably over the shoulders with a relaxed fit and heavyweight feel, the kind of shirt you reach for on slow mornings with coffee, while cleaning cages, or when you want to slip into something that says you love animals and have a sense of humor. The muted, washed color from post-construction dyeing gives the print a vintage vibe that pairs naturally with denim or cozy loungewear. Wear it to small gatherings, casual weekends, pet-supply runs, or anytime you want to celebrate the small, furry things that make life happier.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton with garment-dyed, vintage-soft finish
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric and relaxed fit for durable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- Sizes S–4XL and pre-shrunk construction; sewn-in label
- Available in 58 washed colors for a lived-in, muted look
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not drycleanEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Guinea Pig T-Shirt — “A Wise Woman Once Said ‘Fuck It I’m Getting Guinea Pigs’”
$30.99 Regular Price
$24.79Sale Price


