My Patronus Is a Guinea Pig.
Channel pure magic (and maximum squeakiness) with this whimsical tee featuring the enchanting phrase: “My Patronus is a Guinea Pig.” Whether you're a proud cavy parent or a Harry Potter fan with a soft spot for fluff, this shirt brings charm, comfort, and a bit of everyday wizardry to your wardrobe.Crafted from garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun US cotton, it offers a soft, lived-in feel from day one. With a relaxed fit and classic crew neckline, it’s perfect for everything from casual strolls to cozy reading marathons.
🎁 A magical gift for birthdays, holidays, or your favorite muggle turned guinea pig enthusiast.
Product Features:
Available in sizes S to 4XL for a comfy, inclusive fit
Double-needle stitching for durability that lasts
Garment-dyed for a soft touch and vintage-style finish
100% ring-spun US cotton for breathable, all-day comfort
Offered in 5 enchanting colors
Because sometimes the fluffiest creatures make the fiercest protectors.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Wizard-Inspired Guinea Pig Luxe Tee – My Patronus Is a Guinea Pig
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