You’re my favorite human. Don’t tell the guinea pigs.
For the person who has somehow managed to rank just slightly above the piggies, this ceramic ornament combines romance, guinea pig humor, and Christmas into one very sweet keepsake.
The vintage-inspired design features two adorable guinea pigs surrounded by festive greenery, holly berries, and tiny hearts. One piggy presents a sparkling engagement ring while the other looks suitably surprised. Above them reads:
“You’re My Favorite Human (Don’t Tell the Guinea Pigs)”
It’s a playful gift for a fiancé, spouse, partner, or fellow guinea pig parent who understands an important truth about relationships: loving someone is easy. Getting them promoted above the guinea pigs is a major achievement.
The warm cream background, traditional Christmas colors, and storybook-style guinea pigs give this ornament a nostalgic holiday feel that looks beautiful among classic Christmas decorations.
Product Features
- Funny “You’re My Favorite Human” guinea pig design
- Two sweet guinea pigs with an engagement ring
- Festive holly, berries, greenery, and heart details
- 100% white ceramic
- UV decoration for lasting color and detail
- Printed on both sides
- Matte print finish
- Gold-colored hanging string included
- White or gold gift packaging available
- One ornament per pack
Perfect For
A fun Christmas gift for a guinea pig mom, guinea pig dad, fiancé, fiancée, husband, wife, partner, newly engaged couple, cavy lover, or small-animal enthusiast.
It also makes an especially cute engagement or proposal keepsake for a couple whose guinea pigs are already an important part of the family.
Because nothing says true love quite like admitting:
Yes, I love you more than the guinea pigs. Please don’t make me say it in front of them.
Care Instructions
Gently remove dust with a soft microfiber cloth. For additional cleaning, lightly dampen a cotton swab with warm water and gently roll it over the ornament. Avoid scrubbing, harsh chemicals, and abrasive cleaners.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a microfiber cloth to gently remove any dust or dirt build-up. Avoid harsh chemicals or cleaners. Instead, dampen a cotton wool swab in warm water (just a few drops per liter of water) and gently roll the swab over the ornament and refrain from scrubbing