This relaxed, garment-dyed tee pairs a hand-drawn guinea pig clutching a steaming coffee with the wry caption: “I like guinea pigs and coffee and maybe 3 people.” It feels like a quiet morning in your favorite café—soft, a little sleepy, and genuinely amused. The soft, broken-in color from the garment dye and the heavyweight cotton give it a lived-in comfort that invites slow sips, easy conversations, and a little bit of delightful sarcasm. Wear it to casual meetups, low-key mornings at home, or when you want to announce your small-circle energy without saying a word. The relaxed fit and durable double-needle construction mean it moves with you and holds up to repeated wears and washes, becoming more characterful over time.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Durable double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams)
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Guinea Pigs & Coffee T-Shirt "I like guinea pigs and coffee and maybe 3 people"
$30.99 Regular Price
$24.79Sale Price
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