If you know, you know.
And if you don’t… this shirt explains it for you.
The “I Want to Pet Your Guinea Pigs” T-Shirt is a love letter to squeaks, tiny paws, and that unstoppable urge to ask strangers about their pets. Featuring six expressive guinea pig illustrations, each with its own unmistakable personality, this tee speaks fluent cavy without saying another word.
Printed on a soft, heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton shirt, it feels confirming and comfortable from the very first wear. It’s perfect for slow mornings with your herd, pet store runs, rescue events, or anywhere fellow guinea pig lovers might spot you and instantly feel understood.
This is not just a shirt.
It’s a signal.
✨ Warning: may start conversations.
👕 Why You’ll Love It
✔️ Playful guinea pig design with six distinct piggy personalities
✔️ Heavyweight yet soft garment-dyed cotton
✔️ Relaxed fit that moves comfortably with you
✔️ Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
✔️ Durable double-needle stitching
✔️ No side seams for a clean, flattering look
✔️ Made from 100% ring-spun US cotton
🎁 Perfect For
• Guinea pig parents & rescue volunteers
• Animal lovers with a sense of humor
• Casual weekends, pet meetups, and events
• Birthdays, holidays, and “just because” gifts
• Anyone who proudly identifies as a guinea pig person
📐 Product Details
Style: Comfort Colors 1717
Material: 100% ring-spun US cotton
Weight: Heavyweight (6.1 oz)
Fit: Relaxed, unisex
Sizes: S–4XL
Finish: Garment-dyed for soft, lived-in feel
Construction: Tubular knit (no side seams)
Origin: Made in Honduras
Color Options: 58 available
(Please see size chart before ordering.)
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron or steam on low if needed
Do not dry clean
Learn how to wear it
Wear it to:
• Pet stores
• Rescue fundraisers
• Farmer’s markets
• The grocery store (trust me)
• Anywhere guinea pig people might exist
If guinea pigs own your heart, this shirt belongs in your rotation. Add it to your cart and let the world know where you stand.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
I Want to Pet Your Guinea Pigs Shirt - Funny Guinea Pig T-Shirt - Comfort Colors
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