🐹 “My Only Effective Attack Is Panic” T-Shirt • Funny Guinea Pig Anxiety Humor Tee • Comfort Colors® Unisex Shirt
Defense mode: activated. Panic level: expert. 💥🐹
Embrace your inner anxious potato with this funny and irresistibly cute “My Only Effective Attack Is Panic” guinea pig T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who battles life’s chaos with equal parts nerves and charm, this tee captures the lovable spirit (and mild panic) of every cavy — and maybe every human too.
Printed on super-soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton, it’s your new favorite comfort shirt: durable, cozy, and ready for everything from quiet nights in to awkward social events you agreed to by accident.
🌟 Why You’ll Love It
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🐹 Relatable & Hilarious: The perfect mix of anxiety humor and guinea pig charm — because panic is a strategy.
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☁️ Ultra Soft Feel: 100% ring-spun garment-dyed cotton for that “already broken-in” comfort.
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👕 Relaxed Unisex Fit: Classic Comfort Colors® cut — easy, flattering, and wearable anywhere.
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🎨 Long-Lasting Print: Vibrant DTG printing using water-based, non-toxic inks.
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🌱 Ethically Made: Sustainably sourced U.S. cotton and eco-conscious production.
📏 Product Details
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Material: 100% Ring-Spun U.S. Cotton
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Fabric Weight: 6.1 oz (Comfort Colors® 1717)
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Fit: Relaxed, unisex
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Finish: Garment-dyed for softness and a vintage, lived-in look
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Sizes: S–4XL
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Colors: Available in earthy neutrals, soft pastels, or classic black to make your anxious energy pop
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Printing: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) for durable, fade-resistant color
🧺 Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Tumble dry low or hang to dry
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Do not bleach or dry clean
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Iron inside-out on low if needed
🎁 Perfect For
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Guinea pig lovers & small pet enthusiasts 🐾
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Anxious introverts, overthinkers, and proud panic pros 🧠
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Animal humor fans & cozy tee collectors
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Friends who need a laugh (or emotional support pig)
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Lazy Sundays, therapy days, or just surviving adulthood
✨ For Those Whose Power Move Is Anxiety
Because sometimes, panic is the plan — and that’s okay. 🐹💥
Order your “My Only Effective Attack Is Panic” T-Shirt today and wear your chaos proudly in the softest, funniest way possible.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
"My Only Effective Attack Is Panic" T-Shirt - Comfort Colors® Unisex Shirt
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