I Like Pig Butts and I Cannot Lie
Make a statement that’s equal parts hilarious and cozy with this unisex hoodie featuring the crowd-pleasing phrase: “I like pig butts and I cannot lie.” Whether you’re a guinea pig fan, bacon enthusiast, or just someone with a serious appreciation for puns, this hoodie delivers warmth with a wink.With a soft cotton-poly blend, adjustable hood, and roomy kangaroo pocket, it’s made for lazy weekends, chilly mornings, or stealing the show at your next casual hangout.
🎁 A fantastic gift for animal lovers, jokesters, farm fanatics, or anyone who isn’t afraid to flaunt their piggy pride.
Product Features:
Soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend for lasting comfort
Adjustable drawstring hood for a customized fit
Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to warm your hands—or snacks
DTF sleeve prints add extra flair and style
Ethically grown US cotton and low-impact dyes for peace of mind
Funny, fluffy, and fabulously comfy.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
I Like Pig Butts – Cozy & Funny Guinea Pig Hoodie
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