Rage Consumes Me Guinea Pig T-Shirt | Funny Animal Lover Shirt | Cute & Relatable Pet Humor Tee | Sarcastic Gift for Guinea Pig Fans
Ever felt like a small, fluffy ball of fury? You’re not alone. 😤🐹
Introducing the “Rage Consumes Me” Guinea Pig T-Shirt — a perfect blend of cozy comfort and chaotic energy. This design features a beautifully detailed guinea pig clutching a dandelion, staring into the void with quiet rage. It’s funny, expressive, and oh-so-relatable for anyone who’s ever had a day.
Whether you’re a guinea pig parent, a connoisseur of absurd humor, or just someone who identifies deeply with a slightly unhinged rodent, this tee lets you wear your emotions (and your chaos) with pride.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
🐹 Expressive Artwork: A hyper-detailed guinea pig portrait meets perfectly ironic text — equal parts cute and cathartic.
👕 Premium Comfort: Soft, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton feels amazing against your skin.
😂 Conversation Starter: Expect laughter, nods of understanding, and maybe a few “same”s wherever you go.
💪 Built to Last: Double-stitched hems and a relaxed unisex fit for years of wear.
🌱 Ethically Made: Printed with eco-friendly inks on sustainably sourced cotton.
📏 Product Details
Material: 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton
Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage-inspired feel
Fit: Unisex, relaxed, flattering for all body types
Sizes: S–4XL
Colors: Choose from natural, black, or heather tones to match your mood (and your rage).
🧺 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not bleach or dry-clean
Iron on low heat if needed
🎁Perfect For
Guinea pig lovers with a sense of humor
Animal parents who “get it”
Sarcastic friends and coworkers
Gifts for birthdays, holidays, or mental-breakdown Mondays
Funny “Rage Consumes Me” guinea pig T-shirt — cozy, clever, and relatable humor for animal lovers and chaos enthusiasts alike. 🐹🔥
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Rage Consumes Me Guinea Pig T-Shirt | Comfort Colors Funny Animal Lover Shirt
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