“But I Don’t Have These Guinea Pigs” – Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
Carry your essentials with a side of sass. This sturdy tote features the now-iconic vintage-style comic of a guinea pig lover trying to explain the unexplainable truth: there’s no such thing as too many piggies. With its durable canvas build and reinforced handles, it’s perfect for trips to the market, the library, or the adoption center (again).A charming gift for guinea pig enthusiasts, animal lovers, or anyone who’s ever whispered “just one more.”
Product Features:
🐹 Premium Build: Made from 100% heavy cotton canvas for durability and eco-conscious style
🧵 Reinforced for Reality: Strong stitching on the handles to handle all your snacks… and maybe a fleece liner or two
👜 Smart Design: Flat corners create a clean, structured shape that looks great and carries well
🏷️ Sewn-In Label: Adds a touch of authenticity and quality craftsmanship
🎁 Perfect Gift: A whimsical surprise for birthdays, holidays, or “thinking of you (and your herd)” moments
Know someone with too many piggies? (Or not enough?) This tote’s for them.
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
“But I Don’t Have These” Guinea Pig Tote – Cute & Quirky Gift Idea
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