For those who control the snacks… and know it.
If you live with guinea pigs, you’re not a pet owner — you’re the official Treat Dealer.
 



 
A shirt that every guinea pig servant understands.
This cozy Comfort Colors® “Treat Dealer” tee celebrates the real power dynamic in every cavy household. Surrounded by fresh veggies — carrot, pepper, parsley, and cucumber — the playful design gives a nod to the daily ritual of snack prep, fridge raids, and tiny wheeks demanding tribute.
Printed on premium garment-dyed cotton, this shirt feels broken-in from day one. The relaxed, heavyweight fit makes it perfect for morning feedings, cage clean days, vet trips, or simply lounging while your herd supervises everything you do.
Soft, funny, and unmistakably guinea-pig-person energy.
 
Perfect for:


 
• Guinea pig moms & dads
• Rescue volunteers & fosters
• Small pet lovers
• Funny animal shirt fans
• Cozy cottagecore pet parents
• Anyone ruled by tiny herbivores
 
Whether you’re chopping veggies or being summoned by wheeks from across the house, this shirt tells the truth:
You are the Treat Dealer.
 



 
🧵 Product Details


 
• Comfort Colors® premium tee
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Garment-dyed for vintage softness
• Heavyweight relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk and durable
• Double-needle stitching
• Tubular knit (no side seams)
• Sizes S–4XL
• Printed in USA on imported garment
 



 
🧼 Care Instructions


 
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Iron low heat if needed
 



 
🎁 Perfect Gift For


 
Guinea pig owners
Guinea pig moms & dads
Rescue volunteers
Vet techs & animal lovers
Funny pet shirt collectors


Birthday or holiday gifts


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean